Outdoor horoscopes for the week of June 2 to June 8, 2025 – Outdoor News
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’ll bring a canoe to a paddle-in lake that now has an ATV trail. You’ll insist on doing it “the old-fashioned way,” then mutter about your shoulder for three days.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
After stubbornly refusing to re-tie a frayed knot, you’ll lose a fish, your favorite lure, and a small part of your dignity.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Pack light for your next camping trip. The stars realized that your version of “light” still includes a folding table, a windscreen for your stove, and two jars of artisanal pickles.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’ll make meaningful eye contact with a snapping turtle this week. You’ll walk away feeling understood. The turtle will not remember you.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’ll give a 20-minute speech about the ethics of catch and release before accidentally dropping a largemouth bass into the boat cooler.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’ll catch nothing all morning, then finally land a 20-inch walleye while holding a sandwich in one hand and a half-spooled rod in the other. Take the win.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’ll break a tent pole and fix it with duct tape, a marshmallow skewer, and raw determination. Somehow, it will hold. This becomes your origin story.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
True self-reflection can be painful, but for middle-aged folks, it’s best to ignore your reflection from the lake whilst fishing.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Your minimalist camping approach ends when someone pulls out bacon. You’ll “borrow” five things and say, “next time, I’ll be more prepared.”
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’ll try to fish in a thunderstorm because the bite is “just turning on.” A distant boom will change your mind. Eventually.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’ll insist on navigating by topographic map and intuition. This results in a scenic detour through a bog and two awkward apologies.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’ll stumble across a wild whitetail fawn tucked into the grass – still as stone, barely breathing. You’ll whisper “it’s OK” like you’re in a nature documentary. The fawn, unmoved, resumes its nap.
Source: https://www.outdoornews.com/2025/06/02/outdoor-horoscopes-for-the-week-of-june-2-to-june-8-2025/
