‘I Asked ChatGPT to Roast National Parks’ (The Results Are Brutal)

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Yellowstone is just famous for “spewing smelly water at predictable intervals,” North Cascades is “the pity invite of the national parks list,” and Canyonlands is “just a bunch of cracks and ridges”—at least according to ChatGPT. Kendra Tustin is a national-parks traveler and social-media influencer who made a series of posts showing what she got when she asked ChatGPT to roast some of the U.S.’s beloved national parks.

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While some of the descriptions are quite brutal (Gateway Arch . . . ouch!), we love all of these places anyway. Most of these descriptions are close enough to reality to cause a chuckle. But prepare yourself; your favorite might be on the list.

See Tustin’s three posts roasting a bunch of national parks here:

Which brutal roast was your favorite? Which was the most unfair?